I can
tap dance
sing
pittle on the piano

play with kids
and mixed drinks

hula hoop just the same
in my living room
or in a room full of strangers

pretend i'm a ballerina
act like a child
see things from a rear view mirror
that can't be seen with the naked eye

I have been
artist
teacher
teacher-artist

actor
director
acting president

comic relief
bar mistress of sorts
but never into "Comedy Sportz"

improviser
supervisor
late-night check-out girl

comedic writer
corporate copy monkey
camp counselor junkie
and Aunt extraordinaire

Got room for all of me anywhere?

Master of Science in Education
Master of Arts in Social Sciences
Master of all trades, Jack of none.

skills: profficient in Word(s), Excel(s) in data-freebasing, comfortable with LaTex, fluent in colorful Post-It Tech.

lunatic genius seeks
opportunies for growth.